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Anxiety? Stress? High Blood Pressure? Cuddle Therapy! (Kitchener/Waterloo/Cambridge)

compensation: 45$
employment type: contract

Hello there!

Are you looking to benefit from the plethora of healing properties of platonic cuddling? Much research and studies have been put into science of cuddling in the last 20 years, with outstanding results!

The first and foremost, new born babies. Skin to skin contact, mixed with being held immediately after birth helps aid in hormonal balance, relieve the stresses of birth and help breathing rates amongst others. This basic human need is supplied in pregnancy, and presented after birth. Therefore needed in further development of the brain in everyday life, from newborn to adulthood.

When cuddled, the brain releases Oxytocin. This magical hormone, made in the hypothalamus, causes a rush of calming effects. These floods of oxytocin allow your mind to clear, allowing your body to better deal with stress. Oxytocin is also a neurotransmitter, helping to block the "stress hormone" Cortisol.

Once stress levels have been reduced, then your body is able to start working on your heart! After the effect of cortisol have been dulled by the oxytocin, your blood pressure and blood sugar levels can balance out. This helps aid to inflammation in the veins and arteries, helps circulation to relieve pain, slow down the effects of aging and helps push antibodies where they need to be!

All of these factors drives flourishing businesses worldwide, with a growing demand in the market for experienced cuddles!

So, are you looking to:
• Melt Away Stress?
• Relieve Anxiety?
• Balance Hormones?
• Regulate Blood Pressure And Sugars?
• Sleep Soundly At Night?
• Aid Inflammation And Pain?

If so, then cuddle therapy may be right for you! Why miss out on a basic human need with so many health benefits and properties?!

My name is Christopher and thank you for reading! All my life I have been a loving, caring and empathetic person. From the family I come from, to the one I have built, I have carried these qualities with me wherever I have gone. Now, I am looking to carry on with these qualities by providing the service of Cuddles By Christopher!

Cuddles By Christopher is a for hire service. Our services are booked in time blocks of 1-4 hours. Most businesses in this demographic charge 1 dollar a minute, with Europe being more expensive at an average of £80 per hour. With me however, I charge a flat rate of 45 dollars an hour. First time clients will also be eligible for a discounted first session! I offer my services to everyone, nobody should have to go without basic human contact.

With the growing demand of this service, I assure you this is a serious post, in search of serious offers only. Thanks!

*EDIT* For those in relationships, please ensure your spouse is okay with it first. Thanks again!
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  • do NOT contact us with unsolicited services or offers
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post id: 7054551979

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